Everything you always wanted to know about Democrat campaign videos but were afraid to ask:

    * 99% of all Democrats think with their genitalia
    * 98% of bar room skanks who'll bang a stranger vote for Democrat candidates
    * 97% of them think that crude oil is an off-brand personal lubricant
    * 96% of them think that offshore drilling means sex on a cruise ship
    * 99% of all Democrats believe that by sleeping with strangers they advance progress and give back to the community.
    * If your daughter has Clinton values she will probably vote Democrat
    * The Democrats want to get the Republicans blue balled while the Republicans want to get America's enemies blue balled
    * Republicans spread freedom and democracy
    * Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases
    * Think with your other head.
    * Vote Republican