Ultimately, the people's choice for Democratic contender may not matter, thanks to the EMOs. PLUS The Political Puppets!

Giuliani has the hots for McCain, Romney has a new hair logo, and Huckleberry ... I mean, Huckabee is afraid of gays.

Hillary picks her ideal running mate ... I mean crying mate.

The South Carolina Democratic Debates proves, once again, that all politicians are a bunch of catty women.

Gabrielle Birchak hosts Gab's V-Blabs - Several Republicans are making distinctions between endorsing and supporting McCain, which has inspired Clinton, Obama and the other Clinton to make distinctions of their own! Oh, the fun never ends

Howie Cornshuckle offers his inside shecret to shound real eshtate inveshtmentsh. In hish mind, there ish no failing real eshtate market.

Gabrielle Birchak hosts Gab's V-Blabs and points out that Barack really isn't on to anything original by labeling everything else a gimmick. He needs to find another word ... it's getting old

Barack Obama gets caught up in SweetieGate. Apparently he has pet names for EVERYONE!

Hillary opens up The Clinton Comedy School of Politics, and Huckabee FINALLY gets a clue!